Harold Camping: Wins Lotto and the World Ends

What if Pastor Harold Camping wins the lotto tonight and the world ends tomorrow May 21, 2011? A real bummer.

That problem aside, why is the world media suddenly alive with the Christian sounds of failed date forecaster Harold Camping?

I think there are two good reasons (and Camping’s May 21 Judgement Day call is not one of them):

  1. Worldwide coverage is the “reward” of Camping belonging to the cult of Christian Zionism. Christian Zionists believe the current apartheid political State of Israel is ordained of God. “Camping’s prophecy comes from numerological calculations based on his reading of the Bible, and he says global events like the 1948 founding of Israel confirm his math.”
  2. Camping’s moment of fame is similar to that of religious nutball “Burn a Koran Day” Rev. Terry Jones of Florida. We know that the mainstream media is owned by Zionists, so wouldn’t wide Zionist coverage of a “useful idiot” Christian help to discredit Christianity in general?

Harold Camping’s “rapture” is part of “the rapture is a racket” scheme and is best described by Dr. Barbara Rossing, professor at the Lutheran School of Theology in Chicago. “In place of healing, the Rapture proclaims escape. In place of Jesus’s blessing of peacemaking, the Rapture voyeuristically glorifies violence and war…”

So what if Pastor Harold Camping doesn’t win the lotto and doesn’t disappear in the rapture? “Then God is a liar,” says Tom Evans, spokesperson for May 21 Judgment Day.

Stay tuned, because I don’t think the good pastor will be “Camping In Canaan’s Land” tomorrow.

Update May 25, 2011:

Harold may be one heck of a preacher, but he should consider remedial math.

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3 Responses to Harold Camping: Wins Lotto and the World Ends

  1. kathleen winker says:

    if calculations are required by bible readers research William Miller, Millerites (1800’s). he was right & further research will tell you what you need to know.

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  2. Myster Worsh,

    You’re bang-on right with this one…

    These guys are featured “worldwide” because the false Christianity which they preach – was created by the same bunch that is making all of this ‘News’.

    How many out there understand the above; the complete control of the ‘mainstream’ media? Not many… How many care?

    And the ones who do care, when they start reading the truth – if that truth starts to sound ‘antisemitic’ to them (ie: if it involves the ‘Jews’) then they just assume that it isn’t true, and that it must have been written by one of the dreaded ‘Jew-haters’.

    When their mind is confronted by something that was written by an author who is ‘racially Jewish’ (if there is such a thing) like Br. Nathanael of Real Zionist News… they just say, “He’s a crazy man!”…

    Some people just don’t get it.

    As for Camping… seems he missed something in his ‘studies’:

    “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”
    – Mark 13:32

    Calculate that.

    †IC XC†
    †NI KA†

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    • Hi Prodigal Son,
      Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I tried to compile a brief list over a year ago and in my haste it seems I have not done enough research. If I remember correctly, I obtained the information from an anti-Zionist site. In any event, the page needs more work which I will try to finish in due course. I want to compile a more comprehensive list of Christian Zionist churches (to avoid) alongside a list of non-Zionist Christian churches (to promote), if time permits.
      MW

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